Tuesday, August 23, 2016

VerMountains and VerMud

Time moves ever onwards, and I remain with spotty access to internet and computers. Right now I'm in Greenwood Lakes, NY, taking a zero day before dropping weight (sending a bunch of gear I don't need anymore home to lighten my load) and finishing up the rest of New York (and then New Jersey). For those of you keeping score, I've hiked 817.8 miles and have 1371.3 miles left.

Day 41 (July 24): Bridge Jumping & Trail Magic


At the shelter, before we left, we scoured the premise for any answer or hint to the riddle. There was nothing. We were filled with sadness.

Entering Vermont, we had heard of a bridge we could jump off of into a river. So we planned on taking a short day, spending the majority of it there in the river. Turns out, it was even better than we expected.

The trail did a brief road walk through a town, then across a bridge. Right before the bridge, there was a trail angel. He offered us scrambled eggs, coffee, a cooler full of drinks, bananas, raisins, company, and advice on bridge jumping. We heartily accepted.

Unfortunately, as I was jumping off bridges and swimming, I both had my glasses off and phone away, so there were no pictures (from me). Right now I'm separated from all those people, so there aren't pictures. But it was epic. We were jumping off a bridge about 30 feet above the ground into the river.

On his third jump off the bridge, Double Dip decided to see how many front flips he could do. Answer: 2.5. He landed on his back and started coughing up blood. He's probably fine, though we made him stop jumping into the river until his spit no longer had congealed blood in it (so about and hour and a half).

We met up with the Virginia Gang and Peaches again (they'd stayed in town the night before), and met a NoBo named Mass (from MA), who told us we were the coolest SoBos he'd met yet (yay us). I think the beer he consumed might have had something to do with his impression though.

We finally convinced ourselves to leave around 4 PM to do the final 4 miles to the next shelter. It was possibly the hardest 4 miles we've done. Some of us (coughCampShoescough) took several hours and a nap on the way there. He blamed his Asian genes, But it all worked out.

When we got to the shelter (the second shelter in VT, and the final place we were promised an answer to the riddle) we again scoured the shelter for a sign of the riddle. There was nothing. We were sad.

Stats:
Mileage: 8.8 Miles
Elevation Change: 1500 feet up, 1000 feet down
Trail conditions: Doable while drunk. Also raspberries


Day 42 (July 25): Hiker Hiker Hiker!


Getting up in the morning, we heard a couple rumors from NoBos. First, we were hot on the heels of a SoBo trail legend: Handmade.

Handmade is a flip-flopping yoyoer. In other words, he started hiking North on the AT at the midway point (hence flip-flop, since he'll be hiking both north and south), then reached Katahdin and decided to just hike south (yoyo) instead of taking a bus back to the half-way point. When he hits Springer, he intends to turn around, and return to the midway point. So, he's hiking the whole trail both north and south. He passed the group I hike with going north in the 100 mile wilderness (when I was only thinking about trenchfoot, so didn't really meet him), and passed us again while I was at the wedding (so I missed him then too).

Handmade built all or most of his own equipment. He hikes either barefoot or in handmade sandals, carved his own hiking sticks, built his pack out of animal hide and axe handles (apparently it's really heavy), and hikes in a tunic he made himself. Also, instead of the traditional greetings of "Hello," "Hi," "Howdy," "How are you," or "*grunt*" he greets hikers by sort of singing "Hiker, Hiker, Hiker!" Finally, when he was going north through northern Vermont, he complained in the logbooks about poor trail maintenance and fallen trees and said he'd bring an axe with him if he ever hiked through it again. Two months later, in his southbound log entry, he just wrote "I keep my promises."

So, while Handmade used to be over a week in front of us, we keep coming across trees which have been axe chopped (instead of chainsawed like normal trail maintainers do). We also passed traumatized NoBos who say things like, "I passed this guy in his underwear with an axe chopping at a tree in the trail. When I came close he just stopped, stared at me and yelled 'Hiker Hiker Hiker!' "

Unfortunately, we never quite caught up with him, and he's dropped his axe now and is moving substantially faster (he's back to over a week ahead now).

Anyways, that day, while hiking, we heard about a spot near the road we could stop and get pies. So we did. It was delicious (though it made us hike a lot less than we might have otherwise). Also, trail magic was everywhere. This is how we know we're now in the NoBo bubble. They get all the love.

Stats:
Mileage: 11.6 miles
Elevation Change: 1000 feet up, 1000 feet down
Trail Conditions: nicely cleared of fallen trees by Handmade


Day 43 (July 26): Let's go to Rutland guys!


Today, we decided we'd actually do real hiking miles, and go ~19 miles into Rutland, where we'd heard about the Yellow Deli. The hike itself was fairly bland (not many views, not much excitement, we just walked and talked). We played 20 questions for a couple hours.

Unfortunately, since we were talking and playing word games, Double Dip, Camp Shoes, Peaches, Baby Bear, and myself all arrived at the same time. 5 dirty smelly hikers with big packs is a lot harder to get hitches than 1 or 2 dirty smelly hikers with big packs. Fortunately, we solved this by splitting up. We wound up getting two hitches. The first one stopped for Double Dip because he looks homeless (messy hair, dirty shirts, both pant legs ripped off, stick with a piece of glass glued to the top, bandana) and took Double Dip, Peaches, and Baby Bear. The second pulled off to the other side of the road as I was standing up because "I just had to give that beard a hitch." Apparently my beard is good for something aside from sweat collecting (who knew?).

In Rutland, we found ourselves in a real town. It had a super Walmart, events every day, fairly busy traffic (Pretty Boy was almost run over by a car because he forgot how streets work), buses, and 20+ people wandering the park at 10 PM playing Pokémon Go. It also had the Yellow Deli. Unfortunately, there was a miscommunication, and my Gameboy was sent to Rutland instead of the next town, so I had to take a zero there. Fortunately, I needed to take a zero because my feet were hurting, it was free because of the Yellow Deli, and there was lots to do because Rutland.

Stats:
Mileage: 19.9 miles
Elevation Change: 4000 feet up, 4000 feet down
Trail condition: Actually maintained. Very nice hiking

Zero at a Cult! (July 27)

I needed to stay off my feet, and Camp Shoes and Double Dip wanted to go visit the Yellow Deli's organic farm, so we decided to take a zero day. I stayed around town, chatted with people, ate out, enjoyed town life, laid down, and tried not to get recruited to stay with the cult. Camp Shoes, Double Dip, Speedo, Nemo, and Pacer decided follow the sign the Yellow Deli had posted which said "Ask to visit our organic farm for a day... or more!" and got into a shuttle to go to the farm a couple hours away.

Turns out, they spent about 2 hours weeding, then spent a bunch of time in a swimming hole, and played with baby cows. It apparently was totally worth it (though my blisters were glad I didn't partake). They were even able to come back! That said, they drank a bunch of the yerba mate the Yellow Deli made, and so had awful withdrawals a couple days later on trail (apparently there's some sort of stimulant in the mate).

The cult itself is super nice. The Yellow Deli is run by the 12 tribes, which is some sort of Christian cult, I never got the pitch given to me, so I don't know the details. That said, their main thing appears to be "we will conquer the world through being super nice! Also yerba mate!" so it's pretty chill. There was an uncomfortable amount of smiling done by the members, but once you got past that it was really nice.

The Yellow Deli's Hiker Hostel they run is one of the best run ones I've seen yet. It's entirely free (donations or work for stay), and they don't turn anyone away. They've got 4 bunk rooms and a porch. They also actually have structure, even if some of the hikers don't like some of the rules. The men's and women's dorms are separate (normally you just sleep where-ever an open bunk is), they provide clothing and laundry (the men have lots of plaid shirts and the women don't have pants or shorts because reasons?), they have a "no alcohol on premise" rule and a 10 PM door locking curfew (to prevent people stumbling in late at night drunk and waking everybody). They ran a tidy ship (I helped them set up four more bunk beds for the next day).


Day 44 (July 28): Slackpacking Mountains




Today, I went with the West Virginians (Halfway and Sprinkles) to go slack pack a mountain. I just took 1.5 liters of water, a water filter, and 12 cliff bars. I forgot just how nice and easy hiking without 35 lbs on your back is. We skipped up the mountain, passed a bunch of our friends, took some pictures at the peak, and bounded down.

While at the peak, we went to a ski lodge to buy chocolate milk (which was delicious) and people watch. They had a gondola running, so a bunch of people were coming through. Also, the next day they were having a downhill mountain biking competition. Unfortunately, we had to miss that (the hike must go on).
View from Killington Mountain. Note the storm clouds rolling in.


When we passed Baby Bear, Pugs, and Moose, we got an update on the goings on in Rutland: there was a family chocolate eating contest at the library. We all mourned the fact we couldn't participate  because we were on the mountain (we'd have totally dominated as a trail family).

(left to right) Halfway, Sprinkles, Me. Storms totally about to hit.
There was a bit of a thunderstorm as we descended, but nothing bad. We also got to ride a bus back into town like civilized people and showered, changed, did laundry, and ate out. Civilization!

Stats:
Mileage: 17.7 miles
Elevation change: 4000 feet up, 4000 feet down
Trail Conditions: could skip up and down the whole way through a thunderstorm

Day 45 (July 29): ...But I want to stay!

Cute little gecko on the trail. Nearly stepped on.
Today, there was a fair in Rutland, so the streets were closed and there were a bunch of vendors set up there. Unfortunately, there were two buses I could take to the trail: one at 7:15 AM, and one at 3:15 PM. I needed to pick up my post office package, but the post office didn't open until 8 AM. So I had 5 hours to kill (not the worst thing).

3 hours of fair and 2 hours of Pokémon Crystal later, I boarded a bus with Halfway, Sprinkles, and Pretty Boy to go south from Rutland. About 15 minutes into our hike, we met up with Moose (who had left the day before claiming slackpacking wasn't real backpacking). She told up Camp Shoes and Double Dip had given up their ambitious plans (they were planning to do 50 miles in 2 days... but started hiking at 1:30 PM, stopped at 2 AM, then slept 'til noon with a tarp thrown over themselves on the side of the trail -- getting stepped over by hikers until noon), and Peaches, Baby Bear, and Pugs were up ahead.

We stayed the night, and I began to decide if I wanted to push to catch up with Camp Shoes and Double Dip or not (Camp Shoe's parents were coming out to visit them... an unknown distance in front of us).

Stats:
Mileage: 2.7 Miles
Elevation Change: lol
Trail Conditions: So flat you could sleep on it!


Day 50 (July 30): Well Hey There!

Ye Ol' Idyllic Stream with Footbridge.
Today I set out on my own... or... as much on my own as the trail gets in these parts. After passing Rutland, the Appalachian Trail joined the Long Trail (LT), which runs from MA to Canada. There were a bunch of people hiking north along it, and we were also passing the NoBo bubble, so I passed a lot of people, including a fair number who had just started hiking. Also, it was a nice day and a pretty section, so I passed large groups of 20+ day hikers.

I followed the information chain to try to catch up with Moose and Pretty Boy

"Howdy... Have you seen a short girl in a blue shirt? What about a boy with dyed blond hair?"
"Oh, yeah, I passed them about an hour and a half ago."
"Cool, thanks! Have a good hike."
"Happy Hiking!"

But then, about 12 miles into my day, I came across Camp Shoes and Double Dip! They were waiting by a road for Camp Shoes' parents to pick them up and offered me a spot with them. So I stopped walking and sat with them.

About 45 minutes later, I was in a hotel with them. Camp Shoes' family took us out to dinner, and we enjoyed civilization (beds, electricity, and gameboys (they brought Camp Shoes his)). Camp Shoes and I discovered Double Dip has a frighteningly accurate memory regarding Pokemon Crystal (e.g. he remembered a specific cave you could go into on Fridays to capture a Laprus). We also watched a bit of TV... which was really really weird.

Double Dip also manually re-hemmed his ripped pants, so it just looks like they're kinda long cargo shorts. He did an excellent job. Pretty sure he's gotten substantially less free food though...

The water was really clear. I understand why so many people were on the trail today.

Another view of the same lake.

Stats:
Mileage: 12.1 miles
Elevation change: 2000 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail Conditions: crowded

Day 51 (July 31): 'Tis just a little rain


Waking up from our hotel room, we went into town for the morning, where we all resupplied (planning for a 6 day section.... mistakes were made). A couple memories from town:

Townsperson: "You a Hiker?"
Me: "Yep."
T: "You know it's supposed to rain for the next 3 days or so?"
M: "Well... I guess I'll get wet."
T: "It takes a strong hiker to say that!"
M: "Thanks!"
*thinking* umm.... or a homeless one who isn't made of money?

*While purchasing fuel at a gear shop, spots a hiker I don't know signing a log*
Me: "You a NoBo?"
NoBo: "Yep!"
M: "Cool. Enjoy you're hike."
N: "You too." *finishes signing*
*Sneakily read his log entry after he left*
NoBo Log: "Decided to join team Chaco. Sending boots back!"
*Thinking* Today, we mourn a brave hiker entering the North unprepared. May God have mercy upon his soul.

*Sits on outdoor bench in the rain after wiping it clear of water with my bandana*
*thinking* "All these people walking by probably think I'm totally drenched. Funny story: I'm only kinda drenched because I wiped the bench off! Good thinking there self! (I might be mildly crazy)

Eventually, we got back on trail around 3 PM (after actually ok Mexican food). I decided to just go a little under 8 miles to a shelter, Camp Shoes and Double Dip decided to press on an additional 4-ish miles to a parking lot where they'd heard there was camping available.

It started raining right after I stopped, so I regret nothing. This day marked the second night I failed to filter enough water the night before, so I got up at 1 AM, turned on my headlamp, went down to the river, and filtered and drank some water. Apparently I failed to do this stealthily, because a section hiker in the shelter woke up and thought I was a bear.

Stats:
Mileage: 7.5 miles
Elevation change: 1500 feet up
Trail conditions: Still crowded

Day 52 (August 1): Didn't expect to see you here...


After getting a decent start, I caught up with Camp Shoes and Double Dip at their campsite (it's always harder to pack up camp in the rain when you're tenting rather than at a shelter). It was wet.

We climbed up to a ski-lodge in some clouds (is it rain when the main reason you're getting wet is that you're moving forward?). It looked kinda like a mystical fairy land. I don't know if you've ever been on top of a mountain in a cloud, but I highly encourage it. It feels magical. One of the people I hiked with (sadly I've forgotten whom) says it's "like entering the spirit realm"

At the top of the mountain, was a shelter.... with glass windows, two spring based doors, a sink (no water), and two rooms! It was super fancy, though mostly we were glad we were eventually able to find the privy in the clouds.

Can you see the gondola 50 feet away?

What about the picnic table 100 feet away?

After descending the mountain, we started up our second incline, and came across the hands down nicest shelter we've come across yet. It had a sliding door, three bunk things, a loft, an indoor picnic table, glass windows, a patio, a wood-burning stove, and a piped spring within 20 yards of the patio.

Here we met Moose, Peaches, Baby Bear, and Pugs, all recovering from last night (they'd hiked 10 liters of wine into the shelter last night... and drank it all). After unsuccessfully convincing them to hike 4 miles today to the next shelter, Double Dip and Camp Shoes decided they did want to hike some more... so hiked 12 miles round trip to go into town and came back with 10 liters of wine. It was a late night. Halfway and Sprinkles caught up with us here, after coming from town packing out a 12 pack.

Moose, Peaches, Baby Bear, and Pugs all told us how they were going to do 24 miles tomorrow. Around 12:30, I stopped believing them.

Fun fact: I normally set up my hammock as a low tension hang. I wanted to hang it in this shelter, but could only do a high tension hang about 8 feet above the ground.
Fun fact 2: High tension hangs are substantially less stable than low tension hangs (i.e. you're more likely to flip)
Fun fact 3: I'm (fortunately) really good at landing well

It wound up fun, but mildly dangerous (pesky nails hung 7 feet above the ground). Fortunately, I'm pretty sure my sweat should wash the blood out of my shirt, and it didn't rip again.

Stats:
Mileage: 12.9 miles
Elevation change: 2000 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail conditions: wet, rainy, and cloudy


Day 53 (August 2): The aftermath


Moose, Peaches, Baby Bear, and Pugs all left by 5:30 AM. They might actually get their 24 miles today. I'm going to stay in my hammock and not move. Eventually, I got up and played gameboy until 1:30 PM. Then I hiked a bit, because that seemed like the responsible thing to do.

Today was the first day we experienced VerMud. VerMud is what hikers call the mud in Vermont. It's normally really bad, but this has been a fairly dry year, so we haven't noticed it. Today we did. Almost every step was muddy. I just plodded through the middle of the mud puddles and was satisfied with the waterproofing of my boots. Most hikers I passed walked around the mud puddles and widened the trail (I guess because they value dry feet more than they like preserving nature).

Around 4:30, I reached the second shelter and decided that was enough hiking for the day. Camp Shoes and Double Dip pressed on, hoping to do an additional 10 or so miles. I hung around with Halfway, Sprinkles, and Banshee. Eventually, the shelter filled up, with a ton of north bounders, a couple more SoBos I hadn't met (Samurai Blue and Web), and a bunch of fresh hikers (today was day 5 for them).

Stats:
Mileage: 7.9 miles
Elevation change: 100 feet up?
Trail Conditions: VerMud, meet water proof boots!

Day 54 (August 3): Playing Catchup


Determined not to repeat yesterday's mistakes, and wanting to catch up with Camp Shoes and Double dip, I got up at 4:30, packed up, and headed out around 6 AM when almost all the other hikers were still asleep. Surprisingly, Samurai Blue left camp before me.

I passed Stratton Mountain, which has a lookout tower which is supposedly where the AT was first envisioned. It was pretty cool. I took a video. I also met and talked with Samurai Blue while I was there. He was really cool. He retired recently (I think) and has been hiking the AT going south. He started June 21, and has been averaging 20 miles a day or so for the past while.


Plaque at Stratton Mountain

Stratton Mountain firetower (see pack and stick for relative size)
View from the tower

By the time I reached the shelter Camp Shoes and Double Dip stayed at last night, I'd passed over 25 northbound hikers, and more tents. I compared notes with Samurai Blue, who counted a little more than I had. Web and Scout (Web's dog) caught us here, and hiked on. Camp Shoes and Double Dip left a note in the trail log declaring their intent to go 24 miles. I began to consider doing a 32 mile day to catch them.

At the next shelter, I checked the log to see a bunch of entries from Peaches, Moose, Baby Bear, and Pugs saying "F*** you Grizzly! 24 miles!" and "24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24!" I was glad to see they made it.

By the next shelter, I had passed 85 northbound hikers (which is a lot), not counting the ones who passed me during either of my breaks. Also, I found Camp Shoes and Double Dip! Camp Shoes' feet were bleeding, so they'd stopped. Double Dip was also pooping a lot (important later). I decided that since the point of the 32 mile day I was preparing for was to catch them, I'd call it a day early and stay there.

Stats:
Mileage: 19.3 miles
Elevation change: 3000 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail conditions: Passed 85 northbound hikers while walking...

Day 55 (August 4): Big Miles!


The night before, I'd talked with Double Dip and we'd gotten excited about doing big miles (partially because of how proud the others had been about their 24 mile day and us now getting passed by people who started hiking after us). We decided we'd do a 32 mile day. If we were lucky, it might let us catch up with Samurai Blue and Web (who'd hiked on the day before).

Unfortunately, I woke up 30 minutes late, which made it impossible. Discouraged, I slept in an additional 30 minutes. At 5:30 I got up and decided I'd just walk and see what happened. I said bye to Camp Shoes and Double Dip (who were sleeping in later) and started walking south.4 offered smokes and 20 northbound hikers later I reached the first shelter on the way south. There, I found a maintenance crew moving a privy (the hole was full). That was pretty cool.

Later, I hit another shelter with a South Bounder who was slower than me (he'd been averaging 8 miles a day or so). I ate and filled water, then said bye and walked south. This was a kinda hard decision, because it was 3:15, the next shelter was 8 miles away and probably didn't have water, and the campsite after it was 12 miles from here. I just reminded myself "You can always do 10 after 3!" (said by Legion from Hikers Welcome). Also that I had already done a million miles and so this should be easy. I just played music for the last 4 miles or so and hiked fast. Got to camp right as the sun was setting. Only needed to use my headlamp to get water and set up my hammock, not for hiking!

Stats:
Mileage: 26.9 miles
Elevation change: 3000 feet up, 4000 feet down
Trail conditions: Crowded

Day 56 (August 5): An easy day?


After yesterday, I decided I'd do a fairly simple day of hiking, just go into town (on the trail, 2 miles from where I was), maybe get a cheap hotel room and update my blog, do laundry, eat food, chill and wait for people to catch me. I got up late (like, 6:30), and made it into town. Unfortunately, my phone battery died while listening to music the night before, so I couldn't call any of the hotels. Fortunately, they were only about 2 miles from the trail head. So I walked.

Me to Hotel person: "Do you have any vacancies?"
Hotel Person: "Let me check.... yes we do! We have a two king bed room. That'll be $190"
Me: "Uhh.... I'll pass..."

Interestingly, as I was leaving, I saw Samurai Blue in the parking lot. He'd stayed there the night before and let me take a shower in his room (since he didn't need to check out yet), and suggested I use their laundry. I left as he was meeting up with his kid's old boyscout master, and went to buy food and clothing (so I wasn't naked while doing laundry).

Upon returning to the hotel:
Me: "I heard I could do laundry here for 7 or 8 dollars?"
Them: "Are you staying with us?"
Me: "Well, no..."
Them: "Then no."
Me: "Well, do you know where the nearest place I can do laundry is?"
Them: "3 miles that way."
Me: "thanks."
So I walked 3 miles in the sunny afternoon to go clean my clothing.

In the end, I wound up walking about 7 miles around town to get a shower, laundry, and food. I felt like this was unfortunate, but started hiking up the mountain on the other side of town (now in MA!). Water looked like it was going to be pretty scarce (and this was likely to be the case more and more as I got further south), so I filled up from some pretty disgusting stagnant stream water, and lugged 2.5 liters of water and a full resupply up the mountain.

Halfway up, I discovered that there was a lodge I could fill water and stay at on the top of the mountain! It'd mean doing another 3 miles up the mountain, but I should get there before dark. So I sat down, chugged the water I'd filtered for the morning, began listening to my trusty power hiking playlist, and ran up the mountain.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I felt pretty out of my element. I crested the mountain top with my 35-ish lb pack, stick and feet thumping in time to the beat I'm marching to, having sweat out all the water I'd chugged, clean clothing drenched in sweat, having beat a setting sun to discover there was a road going up the mountain. There were actually three of them. With lots of cars and tourists taking pictures everywhere and going "look at the view!" and cringing away from me (I think they thought I might eat them).

Eventually I found the lodge... but there was a wedding reception... so they told me I couldn't stay there, though I could fill up my water. So, I chugged another 1.5 liters, filled up my 3 liters of water, and began to run down the mountain, hoping against hope to make it the 3.5 miles to the shelter before the sun set. I left at 7:45 PM... the sun set at 8:15 PM. Unfortunately, I only made it 2.7 miles before it got dark enough I had to stop my music and pull out my headlamp. So I walked in the dark.

Fun Fact: my really bright headlamp was stolen about 9 months ago and I replaced it with a really cheap one. Turns out it's not really bright enough to hike with at night. Eventually I pulled out my phone and used it's light (which was many times brighter than my headlamp).

Eventually, I reached a road and thought: "...that's funny. I didn't think there were any gravel roads between the summit and the shelter." Turns out, I'd gone about a mile past the shelter. So I walked about 10 feet off trail and set up my hammock there.
Road to the top.

Viewpoint currently under construction.
Stats:
Mileage: 12.1 miles (not counted: 7-ish miles around town)
Elevation change: 3500 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail conditions: Tourists and Townspeople


Day 57 (August 6): To Town!


Feeling kind of tired after my latest failure of a town day, I decided I'd actually stay in a town somewhere today. Dalton seemed like a good option, since it was 13 miles away. I stopped at a gas station in the morning for breakfast, a toilet (I don't like digging holes), and some stares. Seriously people, just because my hair is long and overgrown, I smell awful, wear a ripped shirt, have a dirty stick and a giant pack doesn't mean I'm going to eat you. You don't have to avoid me. Though I appreciate that you do. I think I've forgotten how to interact with people.

By 1 PM or so, I got into Dalton, where I got a room at an inn. I stayed in that room and laid on a bed for hours. In the evening I wrote a good chunk of the last blog entry I posted, though it was from my phone, which is always a pain.

Stats:
Mileage: 13.0 miles
Elevation change: 2500 feet down, 1500 feet up
Trail conditions: Fields

Day 58 (August 7): Writing Day


After a relaxing stay at the inn, I decided I'd go 20 miles today to reach Upper Goose Pond, which I've heard great things about. Here's how that went down:

6 AM: Wake up... but my bed's so sooooooffffft! Back to sleep
7 AM: Fine, I'll get up. But hey, there's a breakfast place around the corner open, I'll go eat there.
8 AM: That was a good breakfast. Hey, you know, my checkout isn't technically until 11 AM. I could... just lie on a bed for 3 more hours. I like the sound of that.
10:45 AM: Oh yeah, I need to pack *frantic packing*
11 AM: Alright time to hit the trail. Wait, is that Aqua Man staying here? I'll chat with him a bit in the inn's lounge.
12 PM: Hey, they've got a loaner laptop here. I could edit my blog post on a computer and post it today. I bet people'd appreciate that. And stop asking me if I'm dead.
2 PM: I'm hungry. I should go get lunch somewhere.
2:30 PM: Oh, there's NoBos at this restaurant. I'm going to talk to them.
3 PM: I guess I should start walking now
3:15 PM: Hey! There's Moose and Banshee! I'l chat with them a bit.
3:45 PM: A guy who lives by the trail just asked me if I want to go to Walmart. Yeah I want to go to Walmart (not that I actually want to buy anything)
4:45 PM: That was a fun Walmart, and now I have cheese! and more tuna! Guess I'll actually hike
6 PM: Well, I've done 3 miles today, and I guess that's good enough. Time for bed.

Stats:
Mileage: 3.0 miles
Elevation change: 1000 feet up, 400 feet down
Trail conditions: Lazy

Blessings,
Grizzly

P.S. For those of you wondering, we never found any other reference to the riddle from the previous post. We came up with a variety of solutions. According to the internet, one of our solutions was correct. We feel like it was a cheater solution though (basically it relies on a couple kind of unwarranted assumptions and poor wording).

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Into Vermont!

I'm still alive and walking! Currently at a hotel in Dalton MA resting feet and waiting out rain. I'm not going to write all the way up to now because it's already 1 AM and I've gotta hike tomorrow! I'll try to write more later though (hopefully without as long of a wait this time).

Day 34 (July 17): Back on trail


In the morning, Brightside drove me back to the trail and we started walking (he wound up backtracking because he left his trekking poles in the car). Within about 2 miles I found Pugs, Baby Bear, Speedo, Nemo, and Moose "stealth" camping on the side of the trail (It's not really stealth if I can see you...) I hung out with them a bit, then we climbed to the last hut in the Whites, the aptly named Lonesome Lake Hut.

Pugs, epic chilling at the top of South Kinsman Mountain

Baby Bear, chilling by the brook before Eliza Brook Shelter

View from Kinsman Mountain
Moose's pack broke. Her shoulder strap snapped, so only one shoulder worked. We sewed it together and wrapped it in duct tape. 0.2 miles later, it snapped again. This time, we waited for Brightside to catch up and used his fishing line (instead of thread) and zip ties instead of duct tape. It held for good.
We eventually stayed at a shelter which we'd heard a bear visited a week ago. Fortunately for us, there was no bear for us.

Stats:
Milage: 8.8 miles
Elevation change: 3500 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail Conditions: really don't think this qualifies as a trail
Slept with: Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and a slight tinge of Bear fear

Day 35 (July 18): The Riddle Of Doom


We hiked. We met NoBos. The NoBos were complaining about how hard the terrain was. We take this as a good sign of things to come. We were also told there's a great sunrise at the shelter halfway up the final mountain in the Whites (Moosilauke).


This means I should go up in the rain right?

Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and I all decided to stop at the shelter after we got some rain (because mountain climbing in rain sucks), and waited out the storm. We met the West Virginians (Halfway and Sprinkles) who had the same plan. Speedo and Nemo went on, and Pugs, Baby Bear, and Moose went to town to go watch Finding Dory.


Easy hiking (not really)

In the shelter, a NoBo had left a Riddle because "SoBos can now think about something aside from where next to put their feet." The riddle was:

"There is an island with 100 villagers, who all worship the god Vanutu. One day, Vanutu comes down and tells them 'I have marked at least one of you on the forehead and await you in paradise. First, you must pass a test of faith: if you have the mark on your forehead and jump from the cliffs at noon, you will sprout wings and fly to paradise. If you do not, you will die.' The villagers all want to get to paradise, but don't trust anything other villagers say, and don't have any mirrors or reflective surfaces. By the third noon, all the marked villagers had jumped, and all the unmarked villagers had not. How?"

We were promised a hint at a shelter ~35 miles down the road, and the solution at the first two shelters in Vermont.


Gonna be a great sunrise tomorrow!

Stats:
Milage: 9 miles
Elevation change: 3500 feet up, 200 feet down
Trail condition: a mountain? Let's go up! It's a rock face you say? I'm sure the hikers will be fine.

Day 36 (July 19): Out of the Whites!


We awoke to a cloud. The promised sunrise was just a cloud and visibility was about 10 yards. Halfway and Sprinkles decided to hike. Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and I decided to be lazy and read Ender's Game and talk about riddles


Wasn't a great sunrise

After the third NoBo from the other side of the mountain visited the shelter, we were finally ashamed enough to start hiking ("hey, where'd you guys come from?" "Uhh... I haven't hiked today." "Oh.")

On the way up, NoBos constantly told us about a moose at the top of the trail which charged people. We didn't see it (though I later found out it charged Peaches when he climbed it an hour or so after us).


Hiking through the cloud with Double Dip bracing against the wind.
Once over the Mountain, the trail suddenly became an actual trail, and we were able to make good time... so we went to the nearby hostel and stayed there like the lazy bums we were. We figured we'd just do big miles tomorrow. Besides, they were showing the Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition, and you don't just leave in the middle of that. Speedo, Nemo, Halfway, and Sprinkles also got sucked into staying there as with Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and me.


We waited out the clouds eventually to get a bit of a view

Meadows and hills on the opposite side of Moosilauke
Stats:
Milage: 7.8 miles
Elevation change: 1000 feet up, 4000 feet down
Trail condition: hey! It's actually a trail! I can run downhill!

Day 37 (July 20): Big miles?


We took a lazy morning at the hostel (Hikers Welcome was very welcoming), and Baby Bear, Pugs, and Moose caught up to us. After Moose got her new pack and Camp Shoes and Double Dip finished their work for stay, we hit the trail... at 12:45.


It's a Moose -- er -- a car I guess (caught in motion).

It's a trail! I haven't seen one of these in several hundred miles!

A "mountain" with a "view". Mostly glare.

A view

A few hours and a couple hills later (because they really don't feel like mountains if they have switchbacks and don't require hands), Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and I arrived at the Hexacuba shelter. It was a hexagonal shelter with a pentagonal privy (complete with pentagram drawings and Satanist graffiti and ripped off door)

Stats:
Milage: 14.8 miles
Elevation change: 4000 feet up, 3000 feet down
Trail condition: Why do the NoBos look at me funny when I run up and down a mountain? Also they're complaining about the trail? Why?

In other news, this was "Scott Jurek day." As in, if we went at the speed Scott Jurek had when he went on the trail, we'd be finishing today. We were pretty close I guess: only 1775.6 miles short of his record. :P

Day 38 (July 21): Ice Cream and "Riddle hints"


Camp Shoes, Double Dip, Baby Bear, Pugs, and I all traveled in a group and played two truths and a lie on our hike today. I started ~75% of mine with "This one time, at band camp..." because I'm a nerd.

Fire Warden's tower at the top of Smarts mountain

View from the top of the tower

Can you see the fire tower?

(zooming in helps)
We made lunch at a firewarden's tower. Camp Shoes, Double Dip (both engineers) and I contemplated the physics of how the wood slats let in a breeze for ~1 hour. We scared away one NoBo and Moose during that time (though we caught up with Moose on our way to the next camp).

Near the end of our hike, we passed the Ice Cream Man's house: a guy who's regularly given Ice Cream and conversation to thru hikers for 10+ years. Unfortunately, he died in late May of this year. Fortunately, in his will, he asked his friends to keep his house stocked. It was a little odd, but I got free ice cream.

When starting our day, we picked the shelter we stopped at because it was supposed to have a hint to the riddle. It had nothing to help us solve it.

Stats:
Milage: 12.0 miles
Elevation Change: 3000 feet up, 2500 feet down
Trail Condition: Glorious

Day 39 (July 22): Farewell NH!


We left in the morning without filling water (like idiots) and went 8 miles to the next water source. On the way, we caught up with Peaches, who had don't big miles to catch us after getting Neurovirus at Mt. Washington. He'd hiked with some cool Virginian section hikers (Lead Dog, Slim Jim, and Tiny Pants).

We caught the Virginia gang at our water source, and all drank a couple liters of water. After talking a bit and eating lunch, we (Camp Shoes, Double Dip, Peaches, and I) decided to see how fast we could go. So we jogged for just under an hour (went 4.1 miles) before we found trail magic, which we drank (lemonade = bliss)

Upon entering Hanover, Double Dip was offered free food and a free stick (he looked really homeless), and we ate the free pizza for hikers, and bought more pizza.
Peaches and I went with the Virginia gang to a trail angel (someone who does nice things for thru hikers) house where we spent the night. Camp Shoes and Double Dip returned to the woods.

Stats:
Milage: 17.6 miles
Elevation change: 2500 feet up, 3500 feet down
Trail condition: runnable

Day 40 (July 23): Not a zero, I swear!


Taking shelter from the hail in a liquor store
We spent all day in town. Hanover has a bunch of free stuff for hikers, and we needed to resupply. Also, Camp Shoes, Double Dip, and I needed to solve a quandry: with Pokémon Go out, we didn't want to miss out on the fun, but there are no Pokémon in the forests, mountains, or tall grass, and our phone batteries need to last several days regardless, so we can't do that. So we arranged to get Gameboy Advances and Pokémon Crystal sent to us, and decided we'd play that in the woods instead. We even ordered a sync cable so we could battle each other. Totally worth the weight :P
Eventually, we hiked from Hanover to the neighboring town of Norwich, where there was a fair. So we stopped there. On our way out, we were warned about a coming storm. Then we saw a wall of black sky approaching. So we booked it to cover (a liquor store) and waited for it to pass.
Before leaving cuvilization, Camp Shoes and I ordered pizza... which took an hour to arrive and totally wasn't worth it. We made it to the shelter around 8:30 PM (just a little after sunset). But hey, it doesn't count as night hiking if you don't pull out your light right?


Totally not a night hike! Easily visible trail!
Stats:
Milage: 5.9 miles
Elevation change: 800 feet up, no downs
Trail condition: first 2.5 miles was literally sidewalk. Second 3.4 I could hike with my eyes closed (or at least, without significant light sources).

I've done more, but it's late and I should sleep. Suffice to say I'm doing more miles now (did 26.9 the other day), the terrain keeps getting easier and the views are getting worse. Currently I'm hiking on my own (West Virginians had a poorly timed meet up with one of their parents, Virginia Gang finished their section hike and went home, Kentucky Boys (Speedo and Nemo) are probs somewhere ahead, Pugs, Baby Bear, Peaches, and Moose are going slow so they can drink and party all the time, and Double Dip has giardia (to be fair, he was asking for it, since he's been 'filtering' his water by adding a few drops of Vodka to it... Russians), and Camp Shoes is sticking with Double Dip.

Blessings,
David

P.S. Did the formatting in the morning on the Inn I'm staying at's computer. Haven't started hiking yet and it's almost 1 PM, so I'll probably just go 3 miles today. Might draft another post. No promises though. Been hanging out with Aqua Man today (he's currently holed up at this hotel with giardia -- filter your water kids!), probably going to eat lunch in town.